Friday, September 24, 2010

I love Playstation Network.

So I lost by 7 in Madden. Dude who beat me when I threw a pick 6 to end the game messaged me a few times misspelling such words as "poosy", "fagget", and "dancen". Told him it took a big man to talk tough over the internet and this was his response...

"nah it don't been that way in the streets too, kid. 43 yrs old n have done state time 4 attempted murder n fed time in jersey so go bump ya gums 2 da next nigga cuz i ain't trying 2 hear it!!! im not oneof punkass kids u can talk slick to, so remember that."

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Lack of Bloggage

So I've been pretty lazy lately on posting anything. I guess not being in school/on public transportation daily anymore gives me less shit to write about. Was gonna write about a dude with little man syndrome who followed me to work and said he was gonna kick my ass for "scaring him" as I passed by with my bike, or about the middle aged Asian dude in the bathroom at Union Station who from the time he unzipped to blow drying his hands had this death stare at me, but meh.

Maybe I'll have more to bitch about when the hockey season starts (Scratch maybe, DEFINITELY).

Here's a song...



Peace out.

Friday, September 10, 2010

How UPS fucked me...

THIS FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY:





First of all, I've been tracking the progress of where the fuck my iPod is on the UPS website. They said it'd come on the 9th (yesterday). As of last night at 11:20 it was still in Hamilton. I wake up this morning and it says it's in Concord, Ontario. It hadn't been updated to say it was going out for fucking delivery yet.

Because I worked yesterday at 4, I sat around all day at home, NOT showering because I knew exactly when I hopped into the shower exactly what is shown in the pictures above would happen.

They say on the site that they will deliver anytime from 9 am to 7 pm. I set my alarm to 9 just in case they came as early as possible. 10:15 am, and it still says it's in Concord so I quickly hop into the shower. I come out, check the site...

10/09/2010 10:25

ADULT SIGNATURE REQUIRED TO SIGN FOR THIS PACKAGE; NOT DELIVERED; A 2ND DELIVERY
ATTEMPT WILL BE MADE.

I WAS IN THE SHOWER FOR FUCKING 15 MINUTES. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!

And to top it off, I can't even go pick it up myself, I have to wait until Monday when the SAME SHIT will probably happen to me while I'm taking a piss, THEN I'll have to go pick it up.

Fuck you UPS, in the worst possible way.