Swing and a miss.

So I witnessed a real-life train wreck last night coming home from school on the bus (metaphorically speaking of course).

As I took a seat on the GO Bus, the song on my iPod started to fade and before the next song started I heard a conversation going on behind me. Usually I would pay absolutely no attention to this and turn up the volume to drown it out, but I paused it when I heard a guy say "What's your major?".

Now we've all been told eavesdropping is "unethical" and all that crap, but realistically, we all do it and the odd time it's actually interesting. But anyways back to the story. The conversation I was hearing went something like this:

"What's your major?"

*I turn to my left and see the rather attractive girl respond*

"Psychology."

"Say word. So you deal wit' like crazy people n' shit eh?"

"I guess you could say that..."

"Haha, well good luck wif dat."

"Thanks..." *Girl instantly gets on her cell phone*

*Conversation ends, cue long ass bus ride*

*Lights on bus come on*

Guy behind me: "Wow...I'm like speechless..." (After seeing her in the light I'm assuming)

*Girl politely smiles*

"Guess I'll see you on da bus eh?"

"I guess so."

"Yo, you got Facebook?"

"No." *Speedwalks down aisle and off bus*

Me under my breath: "Swing and a miss..."

I spent the next few minutes trying not to burst out laughing, poor guy.

Props to the dude for having the courage to try and pick up a girl on of all places, an hour and a half bus ride, because you know if you strike out, that's one long ass awkward ride. God knows I'm way too much of a pussy to even try that myself.

Entertainment on the GO, who knew?

Resurrection

Coheed and Cambria - Three Evils

Pull the trigger and the nightmare stops...

Marcum vs. Romero

My pitcher:



My opponent's pitcher:



The stats: W, ERA, WHIP, K, CG
Winner: Pitcher with best 3 of 5 of these categories.
The Wager: $100 000 000 (or ten bucks)

Update: I lost, fuck you Kevin Gregg.

The National Anthem (Radiohead)

Yeah… I am back up on the airwaves
Feelin’ like a Soldier, and I ain’t talking where the Bears play
Flair, look how I Fred Astaire (further stair) down the staircases
‘Finna be a hair-raisin’ tortoise versus hare race
So you should hang around here (hair) like some earrings
I know attention’s all about how you pair things
So when I want them to hear me out
I just sit them next to some pictures of Rosa splitting with her titties out
And what’s written on her titties is what it’s really about
Then her vagina is some poor kids from China
Nipples nuclear missiles
Ass is a daughter without a dad
Back is like Afghanistan, Iraq
Health care hair
Drive by thighs
Education lips
HIV eyes
Environment feet
Justice get her so wet, brains get you brains
You can f-ck her if you protest
But before you bust in her face, finish listenin’ to the tape…
Enemy of the State



If albums had midnight launches I'd be first in line...

Surrounded (or Spiraling)