Fan Mail

I didn't think I was really all that important but I guess my overuse of social media sites and nonsensical blogging has payed off!

That's right ladies and gentlemen, I finally have fans!

My first two bits of fan mail came via Facebook messages:

Between You and Jj Burns
May 21 at 1:12pm Report
faggot much?

why are you so goddamn ugly?

kill yourself cunt

Between You and Pv Justice
May 22 at 1:33am Report
STILL A FAGGOT CUNT YOU ARE

take your faggot face off the pics, you're hurting the internet with your presence cunt

Fantastic!

I figure I'll max out at 5000 friends soon, so don't be afraid to create a fan page for yours truly.

Your pal,
Tristan

/sarcasm

UPDATE:

Tristan is a faggot said...

*YAWN*

can you be more boring?

nope guess not

fucking homo
May 21, 2010 1:11 PM

Tristan is a faggot said...

hey dickface


why you so ugly?
May 21, 2010 1:11 PM

Tristan is a faggot said...

Nobody reads your fag blogs cumstain
May 21, 2010 1:10 PM
Tristan is a faggot said...

you're still a faggot cunt
May 22, 2010 1:31 AM

Tristan is a faggot said...

you're a faggot
plain and simple

TRUTH

Tristan is a faggot might be my most loyal fan. They comment on all my posts, almost right as I post them. I'm actually quite flattered that someone has taken time to send me such kind comments. Not to mention us having the same first name! Thanks for reading.