NBA Playoffs - Finals Prediction

(1) Los Angeles vs. (4) Boston

Prediction: Boston in 6
Result: Lakers in 7

So I was wrong, but could not be happier. Fuck the Celtics.

NHL Playoffs - Stanley Cup Final Prediction

Ahh...finally I can enjoy the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Yes, the Philadelphia Flyers have finally killed that annoying bug that just wouldn't die that is the Montreal Canadiens.

I can finally go back to my regular dislike of all Philadelphia sports teams.

I say "dislike" because "hate" is a very strong word, that I have only reserved for the Montreal Canadiens and the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Anyways, the final best of 7 series for Lord Stanley's Mug is finally set.

Your 2010 matchup is between the Chicago Blackhawks and the Philadelphia Flyers.

Now you might think because I previously mentioned my dislike for all things sport from the City of Brotherly Love, that I'll be cheering for the Chicago Blackhawks, but that's not the case.

Because really, I'm not cheering for anyone. As I've mentioned before, my team didn't make it to the post-season.

Instead, I'll be cheering for players, and since the Flyers have these guys:



And the Blackhawks have these guys:



I don't really care who wins.

I just hope it's a good series with some good hockey, and it will be.

That being said, I'll still make a pick.

(2) Chicago vs. (7) Philadelphia

I'm really tempted to go with Philly here, since they're on some crazy run (see Eastern Conference Semi-Finals) but I can't pick against such a balanced and talented team like the Hawks. So...

Prediction: Chicago in 6.
Result: Chicago in 6.

I guess we'll see if Sidney Crosby really did bust that "curse" of touching the Prince of Wales trophy...

UPDATE: Nope.

Fan Mail

I didn't think I was really all that important but I guess my overuse of social media sites and nonsensical blogging has payed off!

That's right ladies and gentlemen, I finally have fans!

My first two bits of fan mail came via Facebook messages:

Between You and Jj Burns
May 21 at 1:12pm Report
faggot much?

why are you so goddamn ugly?

kill yourself cunt

Between You and Pv Justice
May 22 at 1:33am Report
STILL A FAGGOT CUNT YOU ARE

take your faggot face off the pics, you're hurting the internet with your presence cunt

Fantastic!

I figure I'll max out at 5000 friends soon, so don't be afraid to create a fan page for yours truly.

Your pal,
Tristan

/sarcasm

UPDATE:

Tristan is a faggot said...

*YAWN*

can you be more boring?

nope guess not

fucking homo
May 21, 2010 1:11 PM

Tristan is a faggot said...

hey dickface


why you so ugly?
May 21, 2010 1:11 PM

Tristan is a faggot said...

Nobody reads your fag blogs cumstain
May 21, 2010 1:10 PM
Tristan is a faggot said...

you're still a faggot cunt
May 22, 2010 1:31 AM

Tristan is a faggot said...

you're a faggot
plain and simple

TRUTH

Tristan is a faggot might be my most loyal fan. They comment on all my posts, almost right as I post them. I'm actually quite flattered that someone has taken time to send me such kind comments. Not to mention us having the same first name! Thanks for reading.

Blonde Genies

Got this in an e-mail from my uncle. KILLED me.

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A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks
up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a golf-course mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful
women.

After he makes love to all of them, he begins to explore this fabulous house.

Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100
bills.

Then, there's a knock at the door.

He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies.

One blonde genie says to the other one, 'I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful
women in a big mansion to make love to.

I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.

But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me.

NBA Playoffs - Conference Finals Predictions

East

(2) Orlando vs. (4) Boston

Prediction: Orlando in 7
Result: Boston in 6

West

(1) Los Angeles vs. (3) Phoenix

Was thinking Phoenix in 6, but this series is going 7. And no one is beating the Lakers at home in a game 7 so...

Prediction: Los Angeles in 7
Result: Los Angeles in 6

NHL Playoffs - Conference Final Predictions

The shitheads that are the Montreal Canadiens by some act of God are in the Eastern Conference Final.

I'll let Mike Gundy tell you how I feel...



What's even more vomit inducing is that they'll probably win this series too and head to the finals where I pray, PRAY that whoever comes out of the West takes care of business and ends this run they're on.

(7) Philadelphia vs. (8) Montreal
Prediction: Montreal in 7
Result: Philadelphia in 5

(1) San Jose vs. (2) Chicago
Prediction: Chicago in 6
Result: Chicago in 4

God I hate the Montreal Canadiens...

An American Draft Dodger in Thunder Bay

Great song by one of Canada's finest.